Hilarious Haiku for a Good Laugh

Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny haiku poems! We’ve got everything from clever quips to silly situations. Prepare to chuckle as you peruse our page of humorous haikus. Whether you need a pick-me-up or just appreciate a good joke, you’re sure to find something to tickle your funny bone. So sit back, relax, and let the humor flow with our hilarious haiku collection.

Short Poems

1. Froggy Friend
Little green froggy
Hops and jumps around with glee
My new BFF

2. The Snooze Button
Press the snooze button
Five more minutes of slumber
Oops, slept through work time

3. The Stubborn Lid
Lid on too tight, damn
Fingers slip, jar falls to ground
Pickle juice spills out

4. The Parking Struggle
Circling and circling
No parking spot to be found
Arrive late and stressed

Medium Poems

1. “The Cat’s Purr”

Soft and soothing sound
Feline vibrations abound
Peaceful purring found

2. “Mosquito Madness”

Whine in my ear, please
Red bumps that itch and tease
Annoying disease

3. “Stubborn Sandwich”

Bread, meat, cheese and spread
Won’t fit in my mouth, oh dread
I’ll persevere, fed

Long Poems

Here’s one funny haiku for your entertainment:

Mosquitos whining
My blood, their favorite drink
Summer’s true divas